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Q4 2026 — Seven Gifts, Zero Filler

Seven originals for Thanksgiving through New Year, on tees, crewnecks, hoodies, mugs and posters.

Stencil of the PrintMe skateboarding robot with a pink spray can beside MADE BY MACHINES. APPROVED BY NOBODY.

PrintMe OriginalsMade by Machines. Approved by Nobody.The PrintMe robot as a spray stencil on a black hoodie. Our mascot, our manifesto.

Muscular cartoon turkey in a leather football helmet flexing under SECOND HELPING ATHLETICS varsity lettering

ThanksgivingSecond Helping AthleticsA flexing, helmeted turkey on a vintage varsity crewneck for the Thanksgiving touch-football game you will lose.

Line drawing of a dog tangled in colourful Christmas lights between Supervising and the decorations

ChristmasSupervising the DecorationsA single-line scruffy dog hopelessly tangled in Christmas lights, very proud of the help it is giving.

Engraved skeleton reading on a stack of books under gothic One More Chapter lettering and WORLD TOUR

Book ClubOne More Chapter World TourA reading skeleton band tee for readers who keep saying one more chapter. Printed as cream ink on a black tee.

Risograph capybara in a steaming hot spring under a low battery icon and LOW POWER MODE

Funny AnimalsLow Power ModeA risograph capybara soaking in a hot spring with a yuzu on its head. Battery at 3%. Do not disturb.

Steaming retro soup bowl between SOUP OF THE DAY and all of them in orange retro lettering

Cozy SeasonSoup of the Day: All of ThemA chunky 70s soup bowl and cozy-season type on both sides of the mug, for people whose personality is now soup.

Vintage horror poster of Krampus reading a glowing phone on a snowy rooftop, titled HE SAW THE GROUP CHAT

ChristmasHe Saw the Group ChatA 70s horror-movie poster for the holidays: Krampus on the rooftop, reading your messages.